weirdostrango

I am WEIRD. I am STRANGE. I am the WEIRDO STRANGE.

10 Random Facts about Me:

1. I HATE when people put the dish sponge on the left side of the kitchen sink. It pisses me off beyond belief. Dish sponges belong on the right side of the sink, ftw.

2. I love random band names, such as: Just Plain Cheese, Kiss the Anus of a black Cat, Say Hi to Your Mom, and Rage against the Coffee Machine.

3. When I grow up, I want to change my name to Porky Stevenson.

4. I want to live in an insane asylum. I have problems.

5. I violently HATE Barbra Streisand with every fiber of my being.

6. My favorite animal is the weasel. No, they do not rip flesh! Weasels are very loving and sensitive creatures.

7. Stop calling me Frank.

8. “I talk like a jerk, but I can eat you with a fork and spoon”

9. I am manically obsessed with Mr. Davy Jones (aka David Bowie), and probably need to seek professional help. Once I get over this Davy Jones phase then I will start my life.

10. I am patiently awaiting the day when the aliens come take me aboard their spaceship and blast me into the galaxy where I shall land on the planet Ugoplatania and live in harmony with the Zaptoids for thousands of light years to come.



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E. E. Cummings- I Will Wade Out

i will wade out
till my thighs are steeped in burning flowers
I will take the sun in my mouth
and leap into the ripe air
Alive
with closed eyes
to dash against darkness
in the sleeping curves of my body
Shall enter fingers of smooth mastery
with chasteness of sea-girls
Will i complete the mystery
of my flesh
I will rise
After a thousand years
lipping
flowers
And set my teeth in the silver of the moon

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Shit this fuck up. Good day.