... to be on the front of the page. I typed them so they were in the middle later. I've done this about 20 times. Think about it. I don't care about daily shit. I try to recycle the major ideas every few months. I want those to be on the front. But some of the controversial content, albeit petty, should be on page 87. I haven't read past 10 pages in months. I don't think about it. It's the progression of a satirical polemic. Please do not be offended unless you're offensive. Then you can go die in a hole. Stop calling me "gay" or "pussy". You have Mental Illnesses. Yeah you have 50 pounds on me. I have $1,000,000,000 worth of content and 2 1/2 inches... on you and your honky dick.
Satire....the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Humor --> Attempted
Irony --> Dry, but obvious
Exaggeration --> Mainly the political topics, NWO, President, etc
Ridicule --> Very obvious
To expose or criticize --> Yes
Stupidity and vices --> including myself.
You can't really argue that I'm violent, sexist, racist, or anything... if you look at my Twitter and Youtube, which have modest amounts of hits. This is literary satire during the early stages of global internet and a juncture in our cultural heritage.
Last.fm journal --> Written word
Youtube playlists/mixtapes --> Music/songs
Twitter --> Generally other people's art, retweeted
There is some overlap between these 3 sites, but I am adamant on continually doing the exact same thing, as long as I see fit, through fame or obscurity.
Please don't be offended. I'm a very standoffish, tolerant person. I just felt like cussing and being violent, as comedy and/or satire. Read the blog for awhile, and deduct why I would do such a controversial thing. There's a picture of Putin disguised as a tourist, 5 feet from Reagan in Moscow. That was not as long ago as you think.
I am very grateful for internet because it exasperated my strengths and illuminated my weaknesses.https://www.youtube.com/user/4leaf440/playlistshttps://twitter.com/PaulWelsh89
Going to traumatize my girlfriend in 2015/16. I'm single now.
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
The Evil Within
The Last Of Us: Remastered
Wolfenstein: The New Order
Street Fighter V
Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor
Grand Theft Auto V/Online
Final Fantasy XV
Dragon Age: Inquisition
So stoked. Probably going to get posters and stuff too. Get a sports game or two. She's going to think I'm a weirdo. These games are normal but... women in Charlotte don't know that. I barely drive cars or generate income. I'll probably become impulsive. Maybe I should befriend the guys at the used game store. New Years Resolution is to YOLO by acting normal. Need $1000 before I buy the $400 PS4. Probably going to have that by February or March. Not getting many carpet cleaning hours but I can be the boy toy at the $100/night restaurant in the ritzy area (I'm 25, tall, and sober). You gotta get a good base. Then, in 2017/18, they're all $10-20, and you can have a huge collection.
"Why do you have 3 copies of Street Fighter V?"
"They always do that. It's how they update it for competitive play."
I hate it when douches have $40,000 in the bank from a relative. One of my unnamed best friends has that, only less. He had all the games. But he's nice and already teaches at University of Dayton. He's allowed. He would just buy funny shit. Don't buy a PS4 to be modern. I actually care about all 10 of those games, for personal reasons. It'll cost like $450. But then I'll wear out the system and spend another $450 on 20 more games. I'm actually going to keep the retro consoles hooked up. I might buy the Dreamcast, Saturn, and original Xbox. It's a hipster thing, for shithead electro DJ culture. It's my version of STUPID HIPSTER SHIT. (I am a type of hipster) I remember being a freshman in high school when Halo and Madden were new. Those are good games that I own, but they would talk feigned-ebonics about it. Kinda a weird area of Cleveland for my generation (but not past ones). Those games are all $3 now. You can buy the disc alone for $0.01 on Amazon. I don't believe in that. They were being tools. All my Gamecube games are worth $10-40. You have to be aware of the market. I wasn't at the time, but am now. That's the point of buying Dreamcast/Saturn/PS1 games. They're like under-printed comics. I think they're interesting, but not amazing. It's good for a shelf. I am Baron Paul Welsh of Cleveland Ohio. This is my unofficial coup. Look up eBay actions of PS2/Xbox games, for 10 minutes. You'll see bundles of 30 games for $25, but they have like 12 sports games, worth pennies. This is what bros used to buy for $50, religiously. I'm Michael Jordan of creative non-fiction. Novels aren't my writing. You see the Bengals idea below this post. Will I ever set foot in Cincinnati again? Probably not for awhile. But they might like the idea and send me $1,000,000 worth of gear, stocks, and thanks. I'm worth 2 1/2 rookie contracts, to that organization. For being an artist. It would be empowering to their players. I'm not "white power" like the blog alluded to. Some guy just got life in prison for killing a black in Mississippi, for "white power", drunk and chasing him down. I'm trolling them. I hope the stadium erupts for Steelers @ Bengals, the first time 2 of the best jerseys in the NFL square off. Image in a crucial part of the league. Seahawks, Broncos, Colts, Patriots. This is #swag. There was an Attractive Woman in my Spanish class. We worked 45 minutes together in the library on some bullshit. She wore a Bengals shirt once. She was a normal looking girl... probably German and Italian and French. But she would love the powder/electric blue. It would make the shirt fashionable. Last day in St. Ed's. "he won't get any girls in California" ~ fat guy. Objectively wrong, I had 2 normal/attractive girlfriends. Nice try, JV scrub. Try harder. I cuddled with class of 05 (06's age, I was 07 as 08's age), 3 days after the comment. Hotter than women he can get, but it was an ancient family friend. I actually never instigate and have a very small sexual/sensual history. But... like.... no, dude. Playboy without even forcing it, without money or wheels. No comment. It's not polite to talk about here. I've already explained, a few pages back. I'm entertaining for the royals. I've had to turn women down, more times than I remember. Am I overwhelmingly attractive? Not really. It's contextual. No comment. Not my problem. Sex is best to save for meaning. I would never be like "psh. I turn bitches down". My message board would elaborate on the unintentional humor. Just like... pushing girls off my dick at Tim's (Dayton dive bar), or my "friend"'s hot ex being too thirsty after fucking him 50 times. Are these attractive women, to the fat guy? Yes. He would try to sit on my face and slit my throat (she's a c-cup blonde with a normal face, about 5'4'' 115). That's why I'm prone to avoid all contact with Ohio. I can drag the hoes but not throw the punch. I don't really want to talk about this. It's not a huge deal.The force runs strong in your family....pass on what you have learned...
You can say shit about skinny and ginger but you can't do shit about my 5th century kingdom. I know who I can FUCK, idiot. Don't want to. Asceticism is the key to our brotherhood's power. I said 5th. But 10th? 15th? I descend from some mean ass motherfuckers. We were Darwinists and cultural bigots. We killed people. We sought after things. I'm just the nerdy punk with a keyboard. Be careful. Everything on the blog makes sense to me. Perfect sense. Owning 20 cheap machines with goofy games is a very normal extension of my larger personality. They're the goofiest machines on the planet, for $50-400 each. I know about shit. Homes in London, Berlin, Paris. They had little toy merry-go-rounds in the center of a library, for some little girl to play with. This is my version of such (almost ostentatious) amusement. I'm also Irish Catholic and French, who are also poor. But at some point someone was a Christian and left his heraldry in Europe, for the sake of spreading his family to the globe, and the sake of meritocracy. I'm rebuilding their legacy. Some of my friends were slaves, black and white. It's time to create a billion dollar grid and hire them for amusing/enlightening professions. The Kingdoms are gone. But if you put pur 101 homes together, in America, it would be an eclectic castle, the finest in the world for art and technology. That remains my network and could be yours too. My bedroom is the ickle dorm room, of the finest student. I hate sleep. Someone once said that sleep is the cousin of death. I seek something that isn't easy. Sleep gets in the way, but sleep schedules are important to my life.
Going to buy a new PS2 controller today. This $7 machine will replace the off-brand controller I've been using, which rumbles like an earthquake when it's supposed to shake softly. This cheap plastic and metal will provide extreme euphoria. The original controller broke, but I got it for free with a $10 console. Gonna finally pick up Kingdom Hearts and Lord of the Rings: Third Age. Maybe Resident Evil Outbreak and Wild Arms
Got some hours tomorrow. So I can waste $50 instead of $30 at Video Game World. I think my boss is drinking. My mom answered the phone and thought so.
FUCK WE GOT IN A FENDER BENDER BEFORE THE VIDEO GAME STORE. whatever I got one present and a paycheck in Friday. I can go on Saturday. No charges. It was stop-and-go, but we had to sit there 40 minutes with the police. Also, I don't care if police seem mean to you, after today. They're cold enough about $25 fines. It causes 20 minutes of paperwork and he has to do stuff at his computer. Don't condone violence. That's 20 days of paperwork, every time you apply gangster mentality to the public sphere. Sorry. I have profane and violent lyrics but you really have to rationalize the exact legal process. That entire system is designed to thwart certain things. Some people misunderstand and get caught up in The Valley Of Death. It's not the people on the news, in my blog's argument. It's everyone I've ever complained about. If he's going 50 MPH and t-bones someone, he gets manslaughter, and loses months or years of money/time. It's his fault for being a dumbass. My brother just looked at the GPS map for 2 seconds and hit someone at 7 MPH. The cop questioned when he said "5 MPH", and that was in a distinct authoritative tone. That's not racist if it happens to a black. It happens on that road daily, though. We just got a blender for my parents. No alcohol involved. There's always hot women at the Target. Wonder why. Maybe I'm isolated and my standards are lower. But I think Charlotte has a good gene pool. I honestly didn't give one of them any credit. She wanted me to swoop her and moved closed in the aisle. She was probably 16. She's a hoe. I fuck with some hoes but not others. She might have been fine. But that's schmalegal and super awk. I was wearing $300 worth of clothes... button up, zip-up sweater, semi-expensive jeans, and Air Force Ones. I just wanted to look nice. It's not my problem, Ohio. Move here too, I guess. Faggot. I'm the same as Kate Middleton in 2 ways, but not 2 others (currently). Washed my balls and feet extra well, dabbed some deoderant on my neck. I'm going to go to bed at 8:45. I like to wake up at 5:30 if I have work at 8:00. So I can... enjoy my morning. By the way... some guys on my message board comment on their clothes, how much they cost. I'm the opposite of them. My mom is into fashion so I get 3-5 items per year. Add that x 10 years and some random Marshalls/Target/Goodwill shopping and you have crates of clothes on your bloody bedroom floor. I never think about clothes, but I'm fortunate. I would never touch my phone if I was driving. My brother doesn't text, but was being careless. I don't even like phones. I just need one for work. Mine is missing, going on 7 weeks.
Fuck it. Just going to get one game and a new controller. Instead of five games. I should have $250 in cash, after Christmas and 1 more paycheck. Shopping's done. Only need $1000, then I can buy a $400 PS4 and a few games. Need to have some lee-way. Student loans can't bother me for another 2-3 years. Starting a night class and an online class on January 12th. Getting a 24'' TV for Xmas. I'll probably have like $15,000 by August, honestly. Going to have 1 1/2 jobs and no rent/food/car payments. lol. Fuck you, Ohio. I should just replay Dragon Quest VIII for 70 hours. The anime red-head has giant tits with cleavage. She's being a warrior. She was wearing some fancy dress with her rich parents, then leaves on the adventure with you in revealing clothes. LOL Japan. I actually like the voice acting more than anything. Funny British accents. Did it with no hands now she call me Young Bluetooth
Errybody searching for your boy like Blue's Clues
He ran my license through the machine. No warrants. I did some thinking about that. Been off the grid for a year or two, no phone no court no anything. The doctor was checking my balls for enlarged veins and he asked me about my recent quarrels, so it must have been on my medical/psychological profile. Now I just have to be legal for 60 years, instead of Starting Fights and Selling Drugs.
"Why?" ~ Emma Watson
> Jumped on my sister's ass at a mixer and sneered at me about it on Monday.
> Bullied a 5th grader FOR HAVING special needs, claimed to be mafia, seen driving on my street where I have an actual retarded sister (unlike the 5th grader, who had a brother I'm friends with)
> Sexual gesture at teacher's butt (checking for underwear) , being Arab wigger, made fun of my genetics, forged court cases about counterfeiting money.
> Made fun of my genetics.
> Vandalized a family's home, punched me for no reason and started laughing.
5 different people, 4 of them are associated with each other, 3 of the 4 are currently alive. I get cheaper kilos than them. Whatever. Drugs are bad m'kay. Fucking wanksters.