Last.FM, I am saddened with you. Pay-only radio, advertising takeovers? Shame, shame.
Lug 5 2009, 4:40
Mar 11 2006, 2:25Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!
How does the world see me?
Song: Everybody Dance
Comments: The world thinks that I'm the worst rap group ever =( Or maybe I make everyone dance in a violent manner?
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Catch The Sun
Comments: Apparently I'm going to miss someone, be ripped in two, and "catch the sun."
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Lush Life
Comments: Aw! They thought life was uber-drab, and then they met me and began living colorful lives of meaning.
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: The Bomb!
Comments: YES BECAUSE I'M DA BIZZOMB AND I HAVE A KICKING BASS LINE.
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Last Time Lover
Comments: I should be choosy and not a floozy! Right.
What should I do with my life?
Song: Uptown Girl
Comments: I should fall in love with a downtown man and stop living in my uptown world!
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Comments: Knots in one's tongue does sound rather painful.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Comments: I should imagine I'm with someone else, of course!
Will I ever have children?
Song: The rhythm thief
Comments: OH NO WHERE DID MY CHILDREN GO?! Lights out, Ibiza!
Will I die happy?
Comments: Apparently not :( Never, never for me!
What is some good advice for me?
Song: In the Mood
Comments: Haha, awesome advice =)
What is happiness?
Comments: The eventual return of Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior of the Earth. That is happiness.
What is my favorite fetish?
Song: Persistence Of Memory
Comments: I'm into creepily bad paintings!
How will I be remembered?
Song: Gummi Bears Theme
Comments: HAHA :D I will be remembered as a magical Gummi Bear who knew the secret of Gummi Berry Juice!