A excellent chair, i had it for free, no cost.
The previous owner told me he had a blow-job in that chair, exciting i thought, maybe i could get one aswell.
Well, that was not what happend, sitting in the chair, most peacefully, zipping on a glas of wine, one of the legs snapped, suddenly i was laying at the floor, to my rescue (when i was in a horizontal state), came my dog, he licked my face, now this is not my way of expecting a blow-job.
BTW: I've heard if you can stay down on the floor without holding on to it, you just aint drunk enough.
Well anyway i had to accept the fact that it was not Christmas for me.
I still have the chair, i just dont sit that safe anymore.
Also, i feel certain that some people might wonder what this journal has to do with music!
The answer is simple, i was listening to
Don´t Answer The Door with Love Sculpture, when it happend.
BTW: My dog is safe, he was not molested in any way during the process.
I feel that i should at some few words here..for those that lack a sense of humour, such as irony, sarcasm and so on, please do not comment here, no need for that, also i guess i should be more careful with my postings, keeping things like this only on my own page, otherways the malevolent internet task-force from the legion of i failed at the police-academy will try to correct me and make me to a well adjusted citizen, i refuse to submit to that.
I fell off my chair twice more since i first wrote this journal, and i was not drunk on any of those occasions.
Bought a new chair with 5 legs and wheels some months ago..
Hasta La Victoria Siempre!