Venerdì 19 Ott 2007, 12:38

1) Foetus (Underrated, yet is now appealing to hipsturds!)

2) The Kinks (Underrated, split up, and Ray and Dave Davies have too much of a sibling rivalry).

3) Gogol Bordello (Eugene's moustache looks greasy, and the girls aren't particularly talented).

4) Duran Duran (Liberty & Pop Trash were terrible albums!)

5) The Jesus Lizard (They broke up, and David Yow showed his junk far too often!)

6) Malaria! (They broke up, and their stuff is hard to find!)

7) Gavin Friday ( He never does shows in the United States, and most of his stuff is out of print!)

8) The White Stripes (Too popular and people give me shit for liking them… oh well, I like them anyway!)

9) Mick Harvey (He's not in The Bad Seeds anymore - thus making the Bad Seeds suck)!

10) Joy Division (Ian Curtis killed himself, and then the atrocious New Order happened!)

11) Gudrun Gut (She's barely known in the United States, so she's hard to find).

12) Cop Shoot Cop (They broke up)

13) Depeche Mode (Alan Wilder left the band, Andrew Fletcher is USELESS, Martin Gore is a pussy and control freak, and Dave Gahan's lyrics never get used for DM albums, only his solo ones).

14) Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (Have been kinda shitty over the past few albums in comparison to their older stuff. Nick needs to stop gloating about his wife in every song and get back to the murder lyrics… also Blixa & Mick left the band!)

15) Erasure (I almost got into a fist fight with some asshole at their show… also since they are so gay, I've often been made fun of for digging them!)

16) The Hives (They toured with Maroon 5 once!)

17) Wiseblood (That Clint Ruin isn't making anymore albums under this guise).

18) Soft Cell (No longer a band, I guess).

19) The The (I've never seen live, and I'd like to).

20) Patrick Wolf (I can't think of anything other than that I am jealous of his talent! I guess he's a bit flaky, too)!