Diario

  • whats up last.fm

    Dic 8 2010, 12:56

    steal my music too

    http://www.mediafire.com/daphaknee

    i wish your forums didnt SUCKKK
  • JOIN MY GROUP

    Giu 6 2010, 16:39

  • been a long time comin

    Lug 19 2009, 3:30

    made a music video tumblr for no reason at all
    http://shootemupride.tumblr.com/

    no theme, just a dump for shit i like

    HELLO LAST.FM JOURNAL DID YOU MISS ME
  • WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

    Mar 29 2009, 21:13

    i keep saying yes to these friends requests but like
    WHO ARE YOU
    TELL ME NOW
  • no one reads this one but just in case

    Nov 22 2008, 6:10




    i had a mighty jill off bad fan art competition
    the winners get customized diapers

    here are the entries

    they're pretty fucking great




































  • HOLY SHIT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

    Ott 24 2008, 7:30

    this girl i knew in school (the type of girl that says OH GOD I HAVE A MIGRAINE when she just has a bad headache) started getting into tattoos, and she has pretty much EVERY
    SINGLE
    TATTOO CLICHE
    EVER

    minus jesus crying and tribal patterns, but hey tehres always room for improvement

    some of her tattoos are even like TWO HIT COMBOS DOUBLE THE BORE IN ONE TATTOO


    pentagram


    flames AND celtic symbol


    ankle butterfly and dead friends


    hot topic stickers


    another butterfly
    i dont know waht quito is
    i know what a taquito is
    OH ITS A ROAD YOU DRIVE ON AND CRY AND VENT


    DOES THAT SAY JUGGALETTE OMG


    tramp stamp
  • boost your booty with find shit

    Set 3 2008, 2:54

    i made a game and i made the music for the game therefore it is relevant to this site



    it is called find shit
    its an EPIC ASSAULT ON TEH SENSES

    DOWNLOAD HURRR


    HERE IS A SCREENSHOT FOR THOSE OF YOUWHO DONT CLICK ON YOUTUBE VIDEOS (aka assholes who sure are misssing out)

  • wishful thinking

    Lug 10 2008, 8:52

    there needs to be a device that you put over your vag that sucks it inside out
    like really bad
    it should be shaped like a manta ray and have octopus suction cups and a clear plastic bag thing where your vagina comes out so someone else can watch the magic happen

    then i can jerk off
    i just want to stroke my vagina


    PussyVaginaProlapseCunttwatGASHLabiaVulva
  • excuse me sir

    Lug 2 2008, 12:00

    but would you like to play some lucky hit?

    hello there are you interested in some lucky hit?

    do you want to play some lucky hit?

    hello, how about a game of lucky hit?

    lucky hit?
    lucky hit?

    would you like to play some lucky hit would you like to play some lucky hit would you like to play some lucky hit would you like to play some lucky hit would you like to play some lucky hit would you like to play some lucky hit would you like to play some lucky hit would you like to play some lucky hit would you like to play some lucky hit would you like to play some lucky hit would you like to play some lucky hit would you like to play some lucky hit would you like to play some lucky hit
    WOULD
    YOU
    LIKE
    TO
    PLAY
    SOME LU CKY
    HIT
    HIT
    HIT
    HIT
    LCKUY
    HIC
    LUCKY
    HIT
    LUCKY
    HIT
    LUCKY
    HIT


    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!luckyhit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • SPLATTERHOUSE FAN FICTION

    Mag 28 2008, 13:42

    splatterhouse is an awesome term its so gory you know as soon as you walk in you're going to slip in a puddle of blood bt there will be a laugh track because its like BIZZARRO BANANA PEEL and then the laugh track obviously is dead people and they'll keep laughing and get closer and closer and they form into monsters with eyes dragging on the floor and tongues for belts nad faces where dicsk should be and vaginas where legs shold be and they're closing in on you and all youu have is one bullet
    ONE BULLET
    FUCKING SPLATTER HOUSE USE MY SHOTGUN AS A BASEBALL BAT FUCK YEAH WOO

    and then holy shit these guys seemed too easy they died in a few hits and man where did all this blood come from and why cant i take off this fucking mask oh a door i think ill continue OH WHAT A CUTE TEA PARTY holy shit the tea is ACID AND ITS SPITTING AT ME now i have to break the teacup and HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE as you vomit from the smell which neutralizes the acid and makes it water and you have yourself a drink
    and you feel EYES
    GLARING
    DOWN YOUR BACK and you grab a table leg and start beating a teddy bear becuase hey ive played splatterhouse three and OH FUCK WE GOT YOU ITS COMING FORM THE BOOKSHELF
    THERE ARE FLYING BOOKS WITH TEETH and they burrow into your body parts and you have to reach inside yourself and pull htem out!

    and after you pull out all the books the last book has a heavy page the page is made out of STONE and carved within this page is a LETTER
    it says USE THE FIREPLACE
    so you get a plunger from the bathroom, but oh its not going to be that easy
    the bathroom is full of ants with wings and fangs and they're dripping goo that slows you down adn theres like FIFTEEEN OF THEM and you have to punch punch punch them while they fly through the air and get you stuck and you cacn only turn in two directions
    when you kill them all and get the plunger you suction cup your way up the fireplace to the moon and the MOON HAS A BABY FACE IN IT BUT ITS NOT AN ORDINARY BABY
    ITS A VAMPIRE BABY

    and the vampire baby whispers something but you cant hear it over all that static and yourel ike THERES TOO MUCH STATIC and the vampire babys VOICE IS STATIC and so you have to listen really hard but while you're trying to listen to vampire baby tell you how to get jennifer back there are WOLVES with BASEBALL BATS pummeling you and you have to disarm every single one of htem
    and you get their bats and throw it at the baby who keeps going off on tangents and the wolves are tearing at your clothes and now your favorite jumpsuit is fucked and you still cant get the mask off!

    then you jump off hte roof and run into the forest!

    THATS WHAT IT SHOULD BE

    NOT THIS BULLSHIT: