an interesting shuffle survey.


Lug 6 2007, 11:08

Put your iTunes on shuffle, but instead of just putting the name of the song, write the first sentence of the song as a response to the questions.

...even though I cheated and used a few sentences for some.

These were my first words:
"Dear preacher, thanks for making time for me today."
Rise Up! Rise Up!

This is what my mom said when she gave birth to me:
"You're on your own, my little nightmare."

This is what I say every morning when I wake up:
"Ganglord, the police are kicking their way into my house and haunting me, taunting me, wanting me to break their laws."

This is what my friends think of me:
"He was a sweet and tender hooligan, and he said that he'll never never do it again, and of course he won't...not until the next time."
Sweet and Tender Hooligan

These are the first words I spoke to my true love:
"I've got a dying urge to feel the way you do."

If someone says this, it makes me mad:
"Hey sleepyhead, get outta bed!"
I Missed The Bus

This is my battle cry:
"You're breaking hearts and you're breaking guitars!"
Happy Birthday Ralph

This is my outlook on life:
"All you've been asking for's been placed in front of you."

This is my message to the world:
"I've come to my senses, that I've become senseless."
The Science of Selling Yourself Short

This always cheers me up:
"Show me yo bootyhole!"
Show Me Yo Bootyhole

This is what my last boyfriend/girlfriend said to break up with me:
"The whispering may hurt you, but the printed word might kill you."
You Know I Couldn't Last

People think I'm crazy if I say this:
"When we met, light was shed, thoughts free flow."
Deep Inside of You

I said this when I lost my virginity:
"In the velvet darkness, of the blackest night, burning bright, there's a guiding star."
Over at the Frankenstein Place

I'd say this to break up with someone:
"Everything is quiet since you're not around, and I live in the numbness now, in the background."
The Background

I said this when I found out I was pregnant/got someone pregnant:
"Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Hangman, go get your rope."
You Won't Know

I said this in my wedding vows:
"You're the one for me, fatty! You're the one I really, really love!"
You're the One for Me, Fatty

People said this when I got married:
"Listen to the world out on the outside pressing in, are you ready on my mark?"
Cuts Marked in the March of Men

This is what I said when I proposed/was proposed to:
"The first time you looked at her curves, you were hooked, and the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stayed."
Rooftops And Invitations

I said this when I was fired from/quit my job:
"I'm returning, I can't believe this world is still turning. The pressure's on, because the pleasure hasn't gone. And I'm not sorry for the things I've done."
I'm Not Sorry

My last words:
"Calling all cars, all coroners, we've got a dead one."

What people say at my funeral:
"Key lime pie!"
Key Lime Pie


  • ghoststories

    Holy shit, this is amazing.

    Lug 10 2007, 10:18
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