Martedì 28 Apr 2009, 5:52

Open (music player of your choice) and put your playlist on shuffle. Say the name of each bolded question out loud and press play. Use the name of the song as your answer to the question. See what you come up with.

How does the world see me?
Song: Super Heroes
Artist: Richard O'Brien
Comment: That I am lost in meaning.

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Lights Out
Artist: Deporitaz
Comment: It will have it's ups and downs.

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Almond
Artist: Lemon Demon
Comment: That I am slow and calm, also a bit nutty.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Beds Hurt My Booty
Artist: Jonathan Coulton
Comment: Apparently they do.

How can I make myself happy?
Song: This House is Haunted
Artist: Aaron Ackerson
Comment: Buy a haunted house and try to cope with it's unearthly occupants.

What should I do with my life?
Song: Drinking with You
Artist: Jonathan Coulton
Comment: Spend it drinking and hooking up with people.

Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Untitled
Artist: Lemon Demon
Comment: Because people see through me?

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: The Sword of Damocles
Artist: Richard O'Brien
Comment: By not having sex with psychos and/or transvestites?

Will I ever have children?
Song: Do the Aeroplane
Artist: Uncle Monsterface
Comment: I guess so.

Will I die happy?
Song: Untitled
Artist: Lemon Demon
Comment: I'll be taken off life support? I'll take a guess that I'll be unconscious while this happens so I guess I will be happy.

What is some good advice for me?
Song: Shock Treatment
Artist: Richard O'Brien
Comment: And here I was thinking that would be a bad idea, thank you randomised music!

What is happiness?
Song: Ask Me Why
Artist: The Beatles
Comment: Love is happiness.

What is your favourite fetish?
Song: Polyurethane Smile
Artist: Juttman
Comment: Spandex

How will I be remembered?
Song: Thunderbird
Artist: They Might Be Giants
Comment: I'm not sure but it sounds epic.