Martedì 19 Feb 2008, 16:04
Note: I like too use the words: gay, wanker, poser, fag, scenster. If you don't like these words better stop reading right NOW you fucking gay posing wanking scene-fag son of a bitch! Haha, got you!
1. Magrudergrind
I can´t think of any pv-band with more stupid scensters and myspace-fags in it's fanbase than these guys.
2. Minor Threat
Don't be über cool hardcore with lyrics that make sense and sell your shit at Hot Topic, yes Hot Topic. Fucking sell outs.
3. Bong-Ra
Loose the jazz-crap, wanker.
4. Insect Warfare
If I could give these guys two awards it would be:
- Best grindcoreband 2007
- Worst band name, of alltime.
5. Black Flag
Nothing bad on them, except the don't exist anymore.
6. Disrupt
Should have released more albums, one isn't enough dipshits!
7. Drumcorps
Google the name, pretty gay.
8. Agathocles
Having a split out with about every existing grindcoreband isn't cool, plus they are from Belgium.
9. Aux Raus
Techno isn't punk, grow up.
10. Misfits
Still playing without Glenn should be forbidden by law, and don't cancel every fucking show.
11. GG Allin
Grow a bigger dick or die, you cunt.(He could easily make a song with that title, if he wasn't dead)
12. Skitsystem
Stop bragging about bieng from sweden and kick that stupid pussy out of the band that got you guys in a long pause. I want more skit in my system!
13. Capitalist Casualties
Every freaking song on every fucking album sounds the same. Original power violence for the win!
14. Ventian Snares
A name with snares in it doesn't mean you have to do classical crap, stick too breakcore you wanker.
15. Destroy
If your music was as though as your name you guys would have been better.
16. Bad brains
Taking your mix of hc-punk and dub/reggea too far makes you guys gay. Plus your reunion-album sucks donkey balls.
17. From Autum to Ashes
Emo-bitches like you, your old stuff was better, and even your old stuff was mediocre, lyrics like: "it hurts more to stay alive" and the list goes on. Probably the most gay ass band in my list.
18. Bruce Banner
Switching from fucked up power violence too soft hardcore-punk is stupid, even though you guys are good at both.
19. Dropdead
Sharing your name with emo/post-hc bitches isn't cool.
20. Doom
All you're members played in better bands before or afterwards, pretty lame.
21. yacøpsæ
Having a name nobody can write doesn't get you anywhere
22. Sanitys Dawn
You guys sucked when you played goregrind!
23. Nasum
You have a dead singer, maybe play some goregrind?
24. Mrtva Budoucnost
If I knew what this name means I would probably say it's a shitty name but for now, the artwork is ugly.
25. Spazz
Your vocals sound like a sailor, Ahoy!
26. Regurgitate
The new album is weak, loose the grindcore back too the pitchshifter-rampage from the old days!
27. Napalm Death
You guys should have stopped after Scum.
28. Infest
These guys are gods, fuck anybody who disses them. Only think I can say is, too bad I didn't see them live.
29. Charles Bronson
Cut the youngsters/postive/straight-edge bullshit out and get back too raw power violence. Your singer is a scenster btw.
30. Mob 47
Bieng from Sweden doesn't mean you can't play in other countrys more than 5 times, wankers.
31. Pendulum
Drum 'n Bass sucks most of the time, too bad you only have 2 good songs.
32. Gut
"Dirty pornstyle, bith." If I want too here stupid gangsta-rap about ho's and bitches I'll ask a rapper.
33. Dystopia
Most of your songs last as long as a whole grindcore-album.(but you still kick ass)
34. Dead Infection
Sucking live sucks, doesn't it?
35. D.R.I.
You guys aren't really dirty, or rotten, maybe imbeciles. Lame name.
36. Battle of Disarm
Bieng a vegetarian against animal cruelty and selling bugs for fighting on obscure japanes sites don't go together well, poser.
37. Last Days of Humanity
Stopping after your best album is pretty stupid, or maybe just gay.
38. Lie Detector
Only know thier music, and it's pretty good. So I'll just guess it's a bunch of fags that listen to jazz.
39. Embittered
Not seeing you live is a crime, I'm guilty.
40. Malignant Tumour
Stick too one genre you bunch of, noisegorecrustgrindmince 'n rolling fags.
41. Deep Wound
Cool band but the name is too though for the shit you make.
42. State of Fear
The old bands you guys where in are so much better.
43. Bright Eyes
Even though you sing about girls all the time I'm sure you're gay. Oh and, indiefolkemosingersongwriter isn't a genre.
44. Anal Penetration
You have to be gay with that name, plus you are better at the drumcomputer then me, fucking nerdo.
45. Bombanfall
Design a new logo and you guys are good to go.
46. Man is the Bastard
Noise isn't cool when you are better at power violence.
47. Faeces Eruption
Starting every song of with four snares can get pretty boring.
48. Intestinal Disgorge
Having more kinds of vocals then numbers of songs doesn't make your music easy listening, hipsters.
49. Decomposing Serenity
You probably are the most kvlt goregrinder ever, get back on your attic fucking hippie scum.
50. Extinction of Mankind
Crust/grind, like we don't have enough of these bands?
That was pretty fun actually