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Why are they called asteroids when they're in the hemisphere and hemorrhoids when they're in your ass?
When a Jewish rabbi holds a block party, why isn't it called a Jewbilee?
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
The Pink Panther was a Black Panther, but that he painted himself pink so the police can't catch him.
If the Black Box flight recorder is never damaged in a plane crash, why don't they just build the whole plane out of that shit?
Why do you drive in a parkway, and park in a driveway?
Why does the crowd sing take me out to the ball game, when they're already at the fucking ball game?
You put bread in a toaster, you get toast. However, when you put toast in a toaster, you DON'T get bread. Why?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Iraqi head seeks arms.
Hurricane rips through cemetery, hundreds dead.
When I smoke weed, I watched the TV with the power turned off and I still get entertained.
Squad helps dog bite victim.
I drink and drive, I drink and drive! I've got mothers against me, but I'm still alive!
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
My father died fucking. He did. My father was 40 at the time, the woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time.
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking a mile a day at age 73. She's 90 now and we have no idea where she is.