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Best Things In Life Are Free, Then Why Did I Pay To Get AIDS
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0:37 |
145
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Pope-Mobile Drive By
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1:21 |
118
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First Freehold, Then The World, Then Space
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0:47 |
117
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The Story Of The Lonely Giraffe Who Fucked A Tree, A Fence, And A Shed
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0:45 |
111
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I Don't Just Develop Film, I Develop Families
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0:40 |
106
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Bludgeoned With A Vacuum Cleaner
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0:36 |
105
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I Swerved To Miss A Cat And Hit 36 Kids
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0:49 |
98
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Dead Baby Eaten By Dogs
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0:40 |
97
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Of Course I'm Not A Real Person. I'm A Big Piece Of Poop
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0:55 |
96
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You Would Rise To The Occasion In A Room Full Of Guys
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1:45 |
96
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Burning Bridges Like I Burn Babies
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0:39 |
93
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What A Horrible Way To Go Out
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0:39 |
92
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Breastfeeding A Boozed Whore
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2:08 |
92
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If You Got The HIV. Holla At Us (Cause We Never Rock Jimmy Hats)
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1:05 |
91
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You're Rippin' My Dick Off and Shovin' It Up My Asshole!
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0:51 |
91
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Cherry Kool-Aid and K-Mart Sneakers Are Key Ingredients For Mass Suicide
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0:41 |
90
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It Fucking Hurts When I Piss
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0:54 |
88
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Since When Is Caging A Child Illegal
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0:48 |
87
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Climbing The Ladder of Exhibitionism At The Old Folks Home
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0:59 |
86
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Sand Burial Fuckfest
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0:50 |
85
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HIV Infected Fecal Matter
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1:01 |
84
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Doggie Style Cyber Sex With Marilyn Monrobot
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1:04 |
84
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Lieutenant Mike Harrigan
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3:59 |
84
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I Took My A.K. To A Nun Shit Sex Orgy
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0:51 |
82
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I'll Stick My Dancing Shoes Up Your Ass
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0:55 |
80
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John Denver School Of Flight (Instrumental)
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0:51 |
79
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How Many Licks To The Center Of The Pussy Pop... The World May Never Know
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1:25 |
78
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We Finally Got A Drummer But He's Paralyzed From The Neck Down
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1:05 |
77
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Don't Worry Asshole, You'll Get Another Chance
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0:38 |
75
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Remember, Feet First Through A Woodchipper
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0:33 |
74
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Say Cheese and Get Raped
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1:12 |
73
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Caveman Dildo
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1:53 |
73
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I'm Too Old For This Shit
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1:28 |
72
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Damn, Thats The Second Girlfriend I've Killed
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1:35 |
71
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Black Girlfriend Killed Grandma
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0:58 |
71
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I Fuck On The First Date
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0:52 |
68
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Charles Lindbergh Was A Fuck Machine
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1:33 |
67
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Fuck Her And Kill Her, But Not In That Order
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1:54 |
66
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Umbrella Sodomy
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0:33 |
66
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Baby Clogged Toilet
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0:47 |
65
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Dead Baby Speed Bump
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0:32 |
65
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That's Right Asshole, Shit Happens!
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2:01 |
64
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Your Suicide Attempt Was Really Funny
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0:54 |
63
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Why Are Fat Ugly People Always The Artistic Ones
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1:00 |
62
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I Wonder What A Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like
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2:18 |
62
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Candy, Cookies, Toys, And 18 Other Ways To Get Kids In Your Minivan
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0:42 |
62
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It Only Gets Worse From Here
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0:44 |
62
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Giving Head To A Shotgun
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1:37 |
61
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Alien Rape
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2:19 |
61
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I Totally Owned That HandiCapped Kid In DDR
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0:39 |
61
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On Your Knees Asshole!
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1:03 |
60
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Da Dirty Tampon Requiem
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1:53 |
58
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I'm'a Kill You, You Sick Asshole!
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1:23 |
58
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All Dressed Up And No One To Blow
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1:09 |
58
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Where Did The Bad Man Touch You?
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1:47 |
56
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Drop It Asshole!
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1:10 |
55
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Is Yanni Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch?
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0:38 |
55
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No Way You Live, No Way
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1:27 |
54
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Riggs!
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1:22 |
53
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Jesus Was A Scarecrow
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4:25 |
53
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Dimebag Is Just Like Selena...Dead
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1:08 |
52
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Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears
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0:42 |
52
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Sausage King Shooting Spree
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1:29 |
50
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I Never Forget An Asshole
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1:20 |
50
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Fetus Cock Slap
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2:01 |
49
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Alfred, Do You Like Ice Cream?
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2:09 |
49
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I'm Gonna Die On a Toilet, Aren't I?
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1:12 |
49
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Nun Brains
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2:42 |
48
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Mr. Potato Head The Convicted Wife-Beater
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0:57 |
47
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Things Got A Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose
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0:49 |
46
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Faking Retardation To Fondle Women
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1:30 |
45
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The Gooks Of Hazzard
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0:50 |
43
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MySpace Beatdown
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3:31 |
43
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I'm Not Racist, I Just Hate Minorities
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1:10 |
40
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The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy
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1:35 |
40
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Trying To Keep The Body Count At Six
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1:18 |
40
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Baseball Bat Abortion
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1:55 |
39
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The Old Giant Black Dildo Up The Sleeve Trick
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4:12 |
37
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Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself An Oil Job
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1:27 |
36
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Bringing Invisibility To A Gun Fight
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1:07 |
36
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I'm Aint Filming Up Skirts, I'm Spying On Al-Qaeda
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1:06 |
36
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Fast Times at Abu Ghraib
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2:02 |
35
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Almost As Cool As Stealing Prosthetic Legs
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4:20 |
34
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Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Child Molester
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1:30 |
34
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Underage Girls Gone Wild!
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1:33 |
34
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Explaining To Police Why You Masturbate In The Public Library
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1:51 |
33
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Your Baby Is Flatter Than A Short Stack At Ihop
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1:18 |
32
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Raped For Two Years
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3:26 |
32
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If You Can't Trust A Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust
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1:12 |
31
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Tune For Your Titties
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1:19 |
31
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Holocaust Fun For The Whole Family
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1:30 |
31
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Self-Induced Abortion With A Shake Weight
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1:41 |
27
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Stuff That Fetus Full Of Lead
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2:06 |
26
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Child Pornography Keeps Me From Killing My Family
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2:04 |
25
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You're Never Too Old For Infantilism
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3:29 |
25
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Anne Frank's Vagina
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3:58 |
24
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Where Did The Bad Man Touch You
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1:47 |
17
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Cape + Mask + Gun = Neighborhood Shooting Rampage
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13:34 |
8
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The Old Giant Black Dildo
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4:12 |
2
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Butt Raped By Bigfoot
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0:49 |
1
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High School Yearbook Masturbation
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1:48 |
1
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Casey Anthony Can Get It Because I Like a Girl With Junk in Her Trunk
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1:00 |
1
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Force Fed Vomit
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1:24 |
1
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I'm Gonna Fuck Me a Moose
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0:52 |
1
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Fuck Me Gently...With a Chainsaw
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0:54 |
1
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Sir Rapes-A-Lot
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1:21 |
1
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I've Got MS, Show Me Your Tits
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1:12 |
1
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Some Call It Stalking, I Call It Love
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1:49 |
1
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Fucked At Gunpoint
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1:44 |
1
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Underage Sleepover Sex Party
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1:31 |
1
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Go Play in Traffic
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1:35 |
1
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Just Your Typical Family Sex Dungeon
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1:35 |
1
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Lesbian Boy Torture
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1:16 |
1
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You're Just a Hole to Me
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1:29 |
1
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