If you take this seriously, then you have no sense of humour.
1. Apoptygma Berzerk- Too many 80's covers. Seriously, Stephan, have you forgotten how to actually write a song instead of ripping off Duran Duran? Then you released all those 'hits' into an album!
2. The Birthday Massacre- Every single song you write has the word 'boy' in it. Sing about men or women or something. You're starting to creep me out.
3. Razed in Black- Please stop singing about your fetishes. Please.
4. Sonata Arctica- You should really tour Australia sometime. I'm sure there's someone that's heard of you....
5. Icon of Coil- Instead of messing around with Panzer AG, DJ Scandy, Combichrist and lord knows what else, you really should be releasing more Icon Of Coil albums.
6. Dope Stars Inc.- Learn to love computers. For they soon shall be our masters!
7. Within Temptation Stop being so similar to Sirena, Nightwish…