Ha, I actually love "Letter from Belgium" now... funny to see how I was ragging on it way back when. But really, this song is sublime. When I was applying for my radio show for the first time, I still didn't have a title; at the last minute John's "new song, which has no title as of yet" popped into my head, and out of some desperate empathy, I immediately realized that the show could have no other title than "Attention All Pickpockets".
How the fuck can you fucking give your fucking opinion on this fucking song nublar, you've only listened to it 3000+ fucking times. What the fuck... HAR HAR I'm just pulling your leg!!! IT WAS A JOKE!!