The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table

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Data creazione: 22 Gen 2011
We were also benevolent and protective...but that didn't fit.

The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table wishes to announce their recent completion of 'The Venerable Ceremony of the Choosing of the Finest 96' has produced THIS PLAYLIST which is representative of the musical tastes of its members.

Hurrah! You made it. Bloody well done!

To where have you made it, exactly? Well, this fabled place is not really a where, it's more of an it, or a thing, a phenomenon, an entity of marvelousness.

For years, I forlornly searched the web for people I could relate with. All I got were people trying to convince me I was fat, bald, stupid, and impotent. I was quite melancholy - my wife called me grumpy and the cats wouldn't have anything to do with me. The world was bleak.

Then I discovered The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table and my whole life changed. Great people, good conversation, a good dose of humor, and a mutual respect permeated the halls of the round table making it a wonderful place to be. I began feeling like I had a purpose in life again - my wife still ignores me but doesn't call me names anymore and the cats still avoid me but at least they stopped making the horrible hissing sound. Thanx Round Table. You've changed my life.
- Dr_Nostromo

You may be a bit confused right now, but fret not, dear'er, read on and you might finally understand how your life has been leading up to this very moment the whole time. However, you might also want to brace yourself for the sudden slamming of large things as they fall majestically into place. Please duck as required.

You probably know this much: This is a front page of a group on the website we know as That's probably where your knowledge ends, and rightly it should because this is not just any group. Oh no no no, certainly not. The last person to say that got a swift paddle to the arse, was tied to a canoe and then "gently" pushed out onto the Dead Sea. (Don't fuss, it's so salty they can't help but float. You'll starve to death before you can drown in the Dead Sea).

The Ancient (Dis)Order of The Last FM Platinum Round Table is a merry rabble of individuals who have stumbled across each other in the hallowed hallways of Last FM.
Entry is by member approval only.

The music you listen to won't determine your acceptability into The (Dis)Order, but your attitude will. There is an unwavering 'good people' only policy.

We discuss all manner of things, for example; what's in our fellow members' pants, ghostly goings-on and whether sexist men like big boobs. We also indulge in the odd forum game and sometimes we even talk about music.

If you become a member you'll want to be a regular poster, else, well, the Dead Sea thing up ^there? Yeah, that's you. A failure to post somewhat regularly will see your membership revoked. We can and do kick people who are considered non-participants (determined at the group leads' discretion). We don't like to talk about it though, it makes us cry.

Are you tired of hearing about how many times another person faps? Exasperated by bad dick jokes and incessantly unfunny memes? Do you have absolutely no interest in obnoxious metal music and self-pitying, adolescent forum posts?

I was once like you. I would scan the Last FM forums, desperately seeking an oasis of witty and joyful discussion - only to find a desert of insipid banter and repeated statements to the effect of, 'ZOMG Coldplay are totes overrated & mainstream - not like my fav band Kaiser Chiefs LULZ'. But then I discovered, in the hidden valleys of this barren internet landscape, The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table. This most venerable brotherhood graciously opened its arms to me, its maturity, respect and good humour giving me the affection and sense of purpose that enables me to spam the 'Art Thread', and to continually criticise Margaret Thatcher in the 'You know what really grinds my gears?' thread. Apply today and, like me, The Round Table will help you be the best that you can be!
- Absurd93

Common side-effects of The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table membership include; stimulation of the intellect, mild strain of the left eye, sore bum cheeks, smile ache accompanied by discharge of large quantities of contagious laughter, inability to get work done (expert level), appendicitis, friendship, swelling of clicking finger, hiccups and pain of the pancreas. This is not a complete list of known effects.

The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table does not accept any liability for damage, injury or loss through membership or application for membership. This includes but is not limited to; polar bear accidents, loss of profits, damage to meteorological equipment, scrobblation errors or interruptions, death eater abduction, zombification, ninjafication, parking fines, pet or self mutation through misuse of rare isotopes or other radioactive material, grocery theft and psychosis.

"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table." - Robert Pirsig

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