Sorry, I simply can't date you if...

 
    • rborlax ha detto...
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    • Mag 12 2011, 8:15
    xCobe said:
    Selfsurprise said:
    Doesn't that depend on how I say it though? Doesn't the tone of my voice and the content of my words matter?!

    Me: Good norning mate. I'd love to stop and converse but i'm busy looking at arte povera. Toodle pip!
    Other people: OI MATE GIZ' US A FAG! [insists on asking for a cigarette for a further 10 minutes despite the fact you've informed them you don't smoke]


    No.

    It's actually the former that makes me cringe the most, in females anyway, in males i don't mind it as much but it's just the world in general i don't like i think.


    never visit australia

  • I can't date you if I can smell your sweat from 2 miles away :|

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    • Mag 12 2011, 19:12
    I won't date you if you don't bleed

    *sinister silence on the forum*

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    • Mag 12 2011, 21:42
    I don't date corpses either mate.

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    • Mag 12 2011, 22:09
    DaddyPobbin said:

    Doesn't phase me in the slightest.


    Unfortunately, i can't date you if you're Scottish. Unless your accent is quite feint, i can make an exception then.

    He who makes a beast out of himself
    gets rid of the pain of being a man.
  • xCobe said:
    DaddyPobbin said:

    Doesn't phase me in the slightest.


    Unfortunately, i can't date you if you're Scottish. Unless your accent is quite feint, i can make an exception then.

    I will do just fine then. I sound Scottish, but not particularly extreme.

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    • Mag 12 2011, 22:19
    yellowcarpet said:
    I will do just fine then. I sound Scottish, but not particularly extreme.


    Get in!

    I have to say, i did hesitate, but i had to put it out there just in case.

    He who makes a beast out of himself
    gets rid of the pain of being a man.
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    • Mag 13 2011, 0:24
    lawynd said:
    I don't date corpses either mate.

    Lol

    well it's a prerequisite many adhere to

  • Kennoth said:
    If you're obese. If you're overly religious. If you're too prude. If you insist in making drama out of everything.


    Darn to half that again.

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  • ProximityFuze said:
    I simply can't date you, it isn't you, it's me. Actually, it is you.


    I knew it was me.

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  • Sorry, I simply can't date you if you can't at least keep one eye stalk fixed on your meal.

    The music never stops!
    • lawynd ha detto...
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    • Mag 14 2011, 10:36
    Sorry, I simply can't date you if you have a penis.

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    • Mag 14 2011, 10:45
    I can't date you if you're that furry. =|

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    • Mag 14 2011, 12:05
    What, no bear love?

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    Quote of the moment - "They tried to get me to eat haggis but I couldn't stomach it."
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    • Mag 14 2011, 12:16
    xValkyrie said:
    I can't date you if you're that furry. =|


    See if you can get a date with David Tennant then =P

    I simply won't date you if you're a Time Lord

    [they've no staying power]

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    • Mag 14 2011, 13:25
    xValkyrie said:
    I can't date you if you're that furry. =|


    You're missing out.

    What breaks my pride, will break your skull. I bring the end, just like an Archangel.

    • lawynd ha detto...
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    • Mag 14 2011, 20:32
    DaddyPobbin said:
    I simply won't date you if you're a Time Lord

    [they've no staying power]
    It'd put a real crimp in your morning to wake up next to someone you've never met before and has no recollection of whom you are.

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    Quote of the moment - "They tried to get me to eat haggis but I couldn't stomach it."
    • xCobe ha detto...
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    • Mag 14 2011, 21:26
    Sorry, but..

    I can't date you...

    If...

    You have little sense of humour.

    He who makes a beast out of himself
    gets rid of the pain of being a man.
    • [Utente eliminato] ha detto...
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    • Mag 14 2011, 22:12
    ...if you're close-minded/ boring/ ignorant

  • xCobe said:
    Sorry, but..

    I can't date you...

    If...

    You have little sense of humour.

    Sorry, we just won't work then.

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    • Mag 15 2011, 5:11
    Sorry I can't date you if you have to call your Mum every time we have an argument.

  • I simply can't date you if you have a hairy chest.

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    • Mag 15 2011, 12:27
    ProximityFuze said:
    I simply can't date you if you have a hairy chest.


    Darn.

    What breaks my pride, will break your skull. I bring the end, just like an Archangel.

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    • Mag 15 2011, 21:42
    ProximityFuze said:
    I simply can't date you if you have a hairy chest.

    What else is there to hold on to?

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    • Mag 15 2011, 22:04
    You not got a set of bugger-grips?

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