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    • Rhyme79 ha detto...
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    • Mag 5 2012, 16:25
    Granted, you are in a 3 mile long queue.

    I wish I had more energy today.

    For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
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    • Mag 7 2012, 20:17
    Granted, your local nuclear power station explodes, releasing several thousand megawatts of energy :( Sadly, the environment is now polluted for miles around...

    I wish last.fm wins a major award :)

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    • Mag 7 2012, 20:30
    Granted, but then everyone would have to pay 5€ a month for using it


    I wish I lived next to the sea

  • Granted, but you live in Antarctica

    I wish I had a dog

  • Granted, but he runs away.

    I wish I had a Gibson Thunderbird...

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    • Mag 8 2012, 15:33
    Granted, but your guardian angel may have been wearing the wrong glasses, and has given you a Gibbon driving Lady Penelope's pink Rolls Royce :D

    I wish the next person would wish for something that someone in this thread has already wished for.

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    • Mag 8 2012, 16:20
    Granted, but your wish has turned the thread into an infinite loop which crashes the servers.

    I wish the next person would wish for something that someone in this thread has already wished for.


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    • Mag 8 2012, 19:41
    Granted, but the game would just get repetitive and boring


    I wish I had wings

  • granted. They're too small to fly with, but they're still big enough to be in the way all the time.

    I wish I had an axolotl

    Bluebird, don't sing that song
    No one wants to sing along
  • Granted, but it runs away soon after you got it.

    I wish I was in bed.

    How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
  • Granted, but it's because you're injured in a way that makes you have to stay in bed for the rest of your life.

    I wish that axolotl came back ;c

    Bluebird, don't sing that song
    No one wants to sing along
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    • Mag 9 2012, 16:55
    Granted.

    Isn't he cute? Unfortunately he develops a penchant for Gothic rock and insists on playing it on his underwater, totally hi-tech out of Japan, Aqua hi-fi all day and night and you don't get a wink of sleep until he's pushing up the daisies in your window box.

    I wish I had a nice hat.

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  • Granted, but then a bird flies up and craps on your hat.

    I wish I didn't have to do grown up things

    How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
  • Granted, no more voluntary sex for you.

    I wish I was able to enjoy life more.

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    • Mag 11 2012, 2:39
    Granted. You are now a major enthusiast of the board game, Life.

    I wish I could predict the future.


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    • Mag 11 2012, 8:56
    Granted, you successfully predict your forthcoming kidnapping by the military authorities, who find great use for your talent...

    I wish the support forums didn't have so many repeats of almost identical bugs.

  • Granted, but your internet gets turned off.

    I wish I had pumpkin muffins.

  • Granted, but they're filled with bugs.

    I wish I had the ability to make whatever I want appear in thin air.

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    • Mag 12 2012, 14:36
    Granted you can now materialise your heart's desires on mountain summits where the air is lovely and thin.

    I wish someone would decorate my house.

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  • Granted, they decorate your house with sledgehammers and flamethrowers.

    I wish i had an IPod that could have unlimited space so i could store an endless amount of music on it.

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    • Mag 12 2012, 17:12
    Granted, but you had to build an extension on your house to put it in because it's freaking huge.

    I wish i could focus on what it is I'm supposed to be doing.

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    • Mag 12 2012, 17:14

    For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
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  • Granted, but outside your building, unicorns come descending down from the heavens to give everyone rides and you miss out on that.

    I wish I had a Ferrari.

    Comment, ne pas te faire confiance, toi?
  • Granted, you now have a Hot Wheels brand Ferrari.

    I wish i could control time.

  • Granted, you know have the power to fast forward time only during sex.

    I wish I could change skin color at will.

    sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something
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