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  • He's gonna fuck me a moose.

  • dated an elephant

  • Went skiing in Cambodia.

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  • can only walk backwards

    • JNHNDRK ha detto...
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    • Apr 25 2012, 12:56
    made sexual advancements towards an elephant

    Edited by JNHNDRK on 14 Aug 2481, 18:32
  • Ate the blood of the serpent's camel because Lucifer lost his monocle.

  • Legendary with the ladies

    "Or shall I perhaps know, That I was happy oft and oft before, Or must I be content with discontent..." - Edward Thomas, The Glory
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    • Apr 30 2012, 0:35
    NOT legendary with the ladies.

  • Listens to teeange wave shite

    "Or shall I perhaps know, That I was happy oft and oft before, Or must I be content with discontent..." - Edward Thomas, The Glory
    • [Utente eliminato] ha detto...
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    • Apr 30 2012, 2:09
    Was once a world-renowned surfer

  • Was once a well renowned African American rapper

    "Or shall I perhaps know, That I was happy oft and oft before, Or must I be content with discontent..." - Edward Thomas, The Glory
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    • Apr 30 2012, 2:47
    Was fabricated from the remains of Abraham Lincoln

    • Kennoth ha detto...
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    • Apr 30 2012, 2:51
    Never thought of making sweet, sweet love with Lights.

    Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me. For the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

  • Likes to eat toddlers for brunch.

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    • Apr 30 2012, 3:22
    Was the one who gave birth to God himself.

  • steals trinkets from retirement homes.

  • Can buy Farmer's Union Iced Coffee in her hometown

    “Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music”

    "You may not be interested in The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table, but The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table is interested in you." - Leon Trotsky.
  • isn't taunting me.

  • dreams of mosh-pitting at roller discos

    "Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman, you only call her a bitch cuz she won't let you get that pussy"
    Aesop Rock
    • Oreiora ha detto...
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    • Apr 30 2012, 10:28
    knows the full chemical name of titin by heart.

  • lives in a cave

    • [Utente eliminato] ha detto...
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    • Apr 30 2012, 14:49
    Enjoys All of the live action shows that Cartoon Network has put on these days

    • [Utente eliminato] ha detto...
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    • Apr 30 2012, 14:49

    • Kennoth ha detto...
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    • Apr 30 2012, 14:52
    His favorite Seinfeld character is Newman.

    Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me. For the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

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