ANTI HAPPY METAL

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Data creazione: 18 Set 2007
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Well, the Happy Metal listeners are so retarded, therefore doesn't deserves any explanations

Unlike the traditional 80s’ German power metal or the contemporary American power metal, Happy Metal is characterized by the extensive use of keyboards and a male falseto vocal. Happy Metal is strongly influenced by classical (symphonic), medieval and/or renessaince music and can be described as melodic. The lyrics are inspired by legends, myths and fantasy literature and tell about warriors, virgins, dragons and swords, or another cliche statements like "life", "positivity" or "human being".

In the 90s, a subgenre of happymetal falsely labeled as “melodic death metal” began to rise, most notably in the Swedish city of Gothensuck. Bands of this genre retain the same gay instrumentation of happy metal, but use pseudo death metal vocals to disguise their gayness. Examples include : Arch Enemy, Dark Tranquility, The Haunted, Soilwork, In Flames and others.

Bands that have words such as “dragon” or “power” in their names or start with an A and end with -ia are very likely to belong to the happy metal genre. Most of them come from Italy, Finland or Sweden.

The genre name “GAY METALl” should not be considered ofensive or associated with homosexual people but rather serve as a useful mental shortcut for such concepts as “epic symphonic melodic neo-classical fantasy epic power metal”.

NOTE: some people tend to tag nu-metal or pop-rock bands they dislike as “gay metal” to ridicule them, but non-metal bands shouldn’t be tagged as metal.

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Well, Power Metal and Melodic Death Metal isn't Metal really, it's just a pseudo styles of Metal, called this for their "fast guitars" and gay-ish vocalization. Indeed, styles like Gothic Rock, inclusive Brit Pop are more mature, less gay-ish and have more to say than this child music.

Insist: Our group isn't a Metal group really, Metalheads SUCKS. People like Metal don't :)

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leiki-kuollutta

What the fuck is "happy metal"?

19 giorni fa
grid15

Knew I'd pass when I saw "IS GAY" on the graphic, then saw the charts! Where to begin?!

Dicembre 2011
jandalf_

This is the most ridiculous group I ever saw on last.fm. Fuck, I just laughed my ass off. :D Guys, I wish I would have your problems, then I wouldn't have any.

Settembre 2011
CountingHours

Posers... [2]

Luglio 2011
ElHuevas1428574

Posers...

Maggio 2011
SeverbNR

As soon as I've seen Korn and Slipknot in the top charts I resigned.

Febbraio 2011
wingkon

korn in charts

Gennaio 2011
becker_90

Some melodeath is fine.

Ottobre 2010
nilzzzberghman

I agree though, sympho gaytarded "epic" fantasy metal is fucking stupid. And on another less serious note, I also agree that At the Gates is not metal, it's obviously pop rock.

Settembre 2010
nilzzzberghman

I stopped liking this group when I saw the stuff about melodic death. I find eighties power metal and all that woopiedoop stuff to be much happier then melodic death. In fact, melodic death isn't happy at all. Except if you're thinking about the gay cheery COB keyboards. COB sucks ass. This group could just as well be called "we only like abrasive untasteful metal and like yelling SLAYEERRRRRR!!!1!!11 at small children." Or something. Anyway, dis grup sukks koks.

Settembre 2010
WolfieboyMachi

Epic phail group.

Settembre 2010
spikedylacid

wtf kind of group is this..... sum ppl got 2 much time on their hands

Luglio 2010
Ankz666

This what i call lol news :D very cool charts yo! btw Limp bizkit is best anti - happy metal band. Description should be "Well, the anti - Happy Metal listeners are so retarded, therefore doesn't deserves any explanations" : /

Giugno 2010
Henry994

Such a fail group. And LOL @ charts, most members of this group listens to bands like System Of A Down, Korn and Slipknot, but mocks the German Power Metal bands.

Marzo 2010
PartySanCTG

Hmm, a group entirely devoted to the idea that Wangst should be the basis of metal... no thanks.

Marzo 2010
beneaththemoon

that's so true!

Marzo 2010
johlu_snuff

So... you say anti-happy and listen to Avanged Sevenfold and CoB... that's lame dude... and you FAIL saying melodeath isn't metal, it's metal, and best metal bands come from Sweden... and I'm just sayin', but Arch Enemy rules and true metalheads don't need to discriminate agains't gay people... I still remember one guy that, don't know... created death metal, and was gay and proud of!? NOT JOINING

Marzo 2010
Nayr_

Lol.

Ottobre 2009
Apollyon_

Also while you say melodeath is not metal,infact it is,the only genre that ain't metal is CORE and Nu Metal Teen angst mallcore garbage. [2]. This group is either the best troll in-joke ever, or is the highest concentration of FAIL I've witnessed in a long time.

Settembre 2009
Wonderglue

Also while you say melodeath is not metal,infact it is,the only genre that ain't metal is CORE and Nu Metal Teen angst mallcore garbage.

Settembre 2009